- me: I hate you. I hate you so much.
- teen wolf: no, no you don't.
- me: I should, I should hate you.
The newest lets build is basicly just three grown men laughing about a wool penis…
“women used to be classier”
“i want a lady not a slut”
“why don’t women cover up don’t they respect themselves?”
“lol i can remove ur ‘beauty’ with a kleenex—”
no
“you’re using makeup to mask your true beauty—”
stop
“you use makeup because you aren’t confident with the way you look—”
cut it out
THIS.
I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.
I… fuck.
Yeah, basically.
I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages.
(Source: bigfatphallusy)
arrest-the-scarf:jaredpotterloki:
when i say i like harry potter i don’t mean yeah hp is pretty cool i mean i have literally grown up with it surrounding my life i have been reading and rereading the books for as long as i can remember and i can quote the movies word for word and my hogwarts house is a massive part of my identity and it actually physically pains me that i never got my hogwarts letter and i just
#I don’t blog that much hp because it would be like blogging about having feet
(Source: imserioussirius)
This comic accurately sums up my feelings towards those who complain about The Hawkeye Initiative.
I am not feeling celebratory so much as just fucking relieved.
I think most of Canada right now is feeling like a rather stressed out sibling, who just spent several hours combing the streets for a possibly-in-trouble brother or sister and feeling completely powerless over the situation.
Then coming home to find them on the couch, playing video games.
Torn between “THANK GOD YOU’RE OKAY” and “NEVER FUCKING DO THAT TO ME AGAIN, JESUS CHRIST I WAS SO WORRIED.”
I got ahead of you guys with the no shave november
already took part in ‘no shave’ august, september and october
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
that last one
(Source: fleurbouche)
